Bear with me for the next little bit, as I focus on trying to learn how to add a drop down for Sadie's "Recipes." As you know, I am not the savviest one when it comes to technology, but I am learning. Just to let you know, somewhere down the line, I hope to feature a page that has what I have learned in the past year with launching Sadie's Gathering, as far as the technology goes. We'll see.
In the mean time, I thought I would give a peek behind the curtain of Sadie's Gathering. There are days that I have to jump through so many hoops, that I feel like I might as well be creating Oz. But I'm just a gal from West Virginia, who hopes to create a site that's fun, cozy, and homey. If you were sitting around a table with me, these are quips you might hear me say:
"Fine and dandy cotton candy..." This, I will usually say sincerely, when everything is good. At times I confess that it gets said with sarcasm.
"Oh Pickle dickle" Nice way of expressing frustration when my daughters are present and I wish to keep it clean.
"I'm a lover not a housekeeper..." Utter this pretty much everyday. It's not that I don't like housekeeping; I do as long as, "the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars."
I need reading glasses these days, so that also is a popular excuse I tout. Although I have found that while performing these menial tasks, is when I come up with ideas that I write about. Go figure.
"I don't run unless someone is chasing me; then it depends on what he looks like." I'm married, so these days I usually leave off the latter part of that statement; out of courtesy for my husband. Just never enjoyed running or jogging; other than a game of tag.
"F_ _k A Duck!" My fav of many years, I have said too many times to count. Cleaned up for kids' sake I made a small change: "Muck a Duck." I confess I relish the times that I can use the original.
"Gimme a f_ _kin' break!" Another one said too many times to count; 99% of the time, said to inanimate falling objects, trying packaging, or the industrious spiders that inhabit my house.
"Mind your own garden." Usually said to my two daughters. Just sounds a tad nicer than mind your business.
"Keep your nose out of my privates, unless you're making me happy." Can be construed one of two ways. Both apply.
"Oh Bulsh!" I remember Sadie retorting this to any piece of news she disagreed with or when she thought something was pretentious, overbearing or tasteless. Given my issue with scatological words, I like it cause it gets the idea across, without saying something offensive.
Gotta mention this, however I cannot claim it as my own. My great great Aunt Urse, who was Sadie's maternal aunt, said to folks who inquired how she was doing, replied with a sly smile and a twinkle in her eye, "Well, everyone I can, and the easy ones twice." The fact that she was 90 somethin' at the time, and lived a few years beyond, I have always taken as a testament to how much a benefit a great sense of humor is.
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